Thursday, February 9, 2012

Yes, I am tall. No, I do not play Basketball



Tall Girls Problems. AKA: Story of my Life


#16. When you see people you haven't seen in a while and their like "stop growing".

#17. Having to slow down when walking with your friends because one of your strides is three of theirs.

#21. You can't stand under an umbrella with your friends.

#62. Unable to cross your legs when sitting under a desk.

#63. You can't dry your clothes because they'll shorten.

#84. No I am not playing footsy with you, my feet don't fit under the table.

#90. When meeting someone: "Wow you're so tall".."Really? I had no idea. Thanks for letting me know"

#107. Being asked to fetch things from high shelves that others can't reach.

#120. Friend says, "These pants are way too long for me, I know they'll fit you." Nope, not even close.

#124. When "Long" sized jeans still don't cut it.

#132. When you hug a guy taller than you and never want to let go. It's a sweet rare occasion.

#139. The impossiblity of finding a cute one peice swimsuit that fits.

#140. Automatically falling in Love with every guy that is taller than you.

#163. Being tall enough to see over dressing room stalls.



However, I have promised my self. I will not tie the knot with a man shorter than me. In fact I am setting standards high. He will be taller-enough-than-me so I can rock my heels. Boom. That is that. I don't feel like telling you anything important tonight.

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